Friday, January 13, 2006

Summary Dispossession Proceedings...

Its an accelerated proceeding to provide the new tenant with POSSESION of the property, and removing the holdover.

Then they can file a suit for damages afterwards...

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Oh property, how you rock my world...



Property sucks...I guess...


Its not really true, that is not what I really mean. In the scheme of things, its good. Its not liek I've ever been on trial for Murder, or been involved in a civil action. I've never had a contract dispute, but I've sure signed a lease! On that front, its nice to deal with something I have personal expierience with.

But its dry...

real dry...

painfully dry...

I had to read 17 pages last night on the Fair Housing Act. That is exciting. You can discriminate against people for anything you want, if they want to move into your house. If you put an ad in paper that specifies a particular preference in sex, religion, familial status, race, etc., you can't do that. Thats right 42 U.S.C. § 3603(b)(2) exempts individuals renting rooms in their house from the standard Fair Housing Act. However, 42 U.S.C. § 3604(c) is not exemptable, which is what the advertisement is.

Thrilling huh?

Want more?

See:
- 42 U.S.C. §3602
- 42 U.S.C. §3603
- 42 U.S.C. §3604

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"Laverne and Shirley" run a three-legged race!




Did you know, if you went to a company picnic, and your boss told you to run the three-legged race, that you could get "workers comp" for any injury that resulted. The TN Supreme Court has said that if you race voluntarily, you're S.O.L. but if you are required to attend and participate by the company, they are paying your bills!


Want more? see Phyllis A. Young v. Taylor-White, LLC.
Oct, 2005

People will sue for ANYTHING...

I'm not complaining...

Its going to assure me an income!

Keep-on-suing everyone!


Stay Tuned...

Mike Miller...6th Man of the Year?


Look, I love Mo Williams. Even though he left Alabama early, I still root for him to make it as a PG in the league...But he isin't my choice for 6th man of the year...

Mike Miller! The guys is a SHOOTER, always has been, but now he's developed into one of the most reliable 2/3 guys in the league...

Mike Miller (Tuesday January 10, 2006 v. Sacremento Kings):

41 Min, 8-16 FG, 4-9 3-pt, 1-1 Free Throws, 10 assists, 10 rebounds, 2 steals

Talk about a stud performance. That kind of game is a rare thing for a guy coming of the bench. In fact, it was 1998 last time a bench player had a trip-doub.

On point...
- Pau Gasol hit 10 straight field-goals, setting a franchise mark for most consecutive made FGs in a single game. 27 total points, solid!
- The grizzlies started flat, being down 30-18 after 1 quarter. Then it was like the switch got flipped. They ended the 2nd quarter on a 21-5 run! They were down 15 with 5:35 to play in the 2nd, and went to the locker room with a 1 point lead.
- The third quater was more of the same. From being down 15, to being up 15, it was a great thing to watch.
- Bobby Jackson dropped 15 on his former team
- Hakim Warrick set career highs with 16 pts and 8 rebounds
- Shane Battier had 15
- Eddie Jones tied a franchise mark with 7 steals
- The Kings had more turnovers (19) than assists (18)
- If the Griz play like this more, being the 4 in the West is not out of the question...

ROLL GRIZZ ROLL!

Stay Tuned...

Hey Landlord...

If he writes the "Final Payment" check on March 1, the lease would still run through the end of April. That is 30 days notice PLUS the balance of the current month, BIATCH!

Stay Tuned...

Monday, January 9, 2006

This is ALABAMA FOOTBALL!!

It was the ugliest kick I've ever seen...

No question...

No doubt...

As Robyn said "It was like Bear Bryant pulled the goal post down just enough"

I was in South Alabama, and an Auburn fan had the nerve to tell me "I'd be embarassed to win a game like this"
He didn't want to talk about the fact that he was beat by Wisconsin the day before...

Roll Tide!

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Back to School

How did this happen so quickly?

I feel like I just had my massage...

I feel like I just started reading for pleasure...

I feel like I just started getting normal amounts of sleep...

I feel like I just started eating healthy...

I feel like I just started enjoying life again...

That means its time to go back to school!

Nothing rocks your reality like a 9am Civil Procedure II class, followed by a 11:15 Property and a 3:35 Legal Process lecture...

"You're going to get paid..."
"You're going to get paid..."
"You're going to get paid..."

Just keep reminding yourself of that...

Sigh...


Stay Tuned...