Looking for Comedy In the Muslim World...

This movie could have been called "Looking for a plot, in this movie..."

The jokes were funny. Its Albert Brooks, of course they are funny. He's hilarious. But its a lot like EVERY CHRIS ROCK MOVIE EVER MADE...Its just a stand up routine stuck into a movie...

Don't get me wrong, I laughed, but I also spent a lot of time scratching my head wondering: "How did he get from Fred Thompson's office to Bombay so quickly?" and "That's it? That's the end? What the hell!"

But between such thoughts I laughed...

If you don't own the Albert Brooks Live DVD box set (if such a beast exists) and you're dying to hear a Jew make some Muslim jokes in a movie (and Jew jokes), check this movie out. Otherwise, wait for it on DVD, or VOD, or whatever you're into these days.

Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World gets 1.5 Stars, on the back of Albert Brooks being a funny-son-of-a-bitch.

Don't forget our handy star system:

4-Stars: "Knock the guy in front of you in line over the head with your umbrella, thus increasing your odds of getting tickets."

3-Stars: "Think about hitting the guy, but let it slide...This time."

2-Stars: "If there is a line, go rent a movie."

1-Star: "Hit yourself over the head before you leave the house, thus increasing your odds of not having to sit through this crap."

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The Matador

His name was Bond, James Bond...

Now he's a washed up hitman with a "porn-stach"...

This movie was built for Sundance, which was evident by the way the shot they names of the Cities...You'll understand when you see it...

It looked like a low-budget independent film, but it had the star power of a studio movie...

There is a great scene at a bull-fight in Mexico City...

And at the bar...

It was funny, hilarious even. I'd go so far as to say "GO SEE IT" if you've got a chance.

A solid 3 stars...

Don't forget our handy star system:

4-Stars: "Knock the guy in front of you in line over the head with your umbrella, thus increasing your odds of getting tickets."

3-Stars: "Think about hitting the guy, but let it slide...This time."

2-Stars: "If there is a line, go rent a movie."

1-Star: "Hit yourself over the head before you leave the house, thus increasing your odds of not having to sit through this crap."

Stay Tuned...

Z-Funk Sugar Daddy...

Today I met Z-Funk Sugar Daddy...

No, not Zephod Bebox, Z-Funk Sugar Daddy (hereinafter Z)...

Z works at the Zona Fun Center...

We went to hit some baseballs in the batting cage, and I made the mistake of asking Z where I could get some tokens...

Speaking of TOKENS, I should tell you who Z is...

Z is the 15 year old mentally and physically handicapped young man who works at Zona. What does he do there? I have not a clue, but I can tell you what he did from 3:00 to 3:25 today...

He followed Aaron, Holly and I around Zona being very awkward...

I was carrying a baseball bat. This prompted him to tell me that he wouldn't mess with me, because of the bat. Otherwise I might have been in trouble. He weights 420 lbs in his chair. Probably 90 lbs out of it. He told me that he and his friends (also in wheelchairs) like to joust with golf clubs.

He told me that I was now a member of "The Sugar Daddies" and that he had my back from now on. He told me if anyone gave me trouble, come see him at Zona, bring a picture, an address, and a few hundred dollars, and he would be sure they didn't give me any trouble...

For Holly, he'd do it for free, if she gave him her phone number...

That's Z-Funk for ya, always the ladies man...



"Z-Funk?"
*Pronounced in Timmy Voice from South Park*


Batting First, and playing center field, its "Three Year Old Black Kid"!
*Fans go wild in admiration*


Batting Second, and playing short-stop, Holls!
*Fans go wild in admiration*


Batting Clean-up, and playing second base, J May!
*Fans go wild in admiration*


Batting Ninth, and pitching, AJK!
*Crickets*
*Crickets*
*Someone Coughs*
*Crickets*
*Charity Clap*
*Laughter*


That kid stole your tickets! Get 'em AJK!

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How was Blue Cats? How was Blue Cats? You want to know how Blue Cats was?

I don't know, I never got near the door...

No joke, the line to get into the "Breakfast Club" show was unreal...

So we went accross the street to Barley's until Holl, G-Unit, and Lance-Two got done with the show...

I like Barleys upstairs. The drinks they pour are stout, the pool tables are in great shape, and its got a volume that allows for conversation...

Makers Mark, you're my only friend...

Aaron then drove us to Waffle House because there is nothing you need more than Double Hashbrowns Scattered, Smothered, Covered at 3:30 in the morning.

Always an interesting crowed there at the Wa' Ho'...

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Marcus Udell picks the Tide!

4-star Defensive Back Marcus Udell picked the Tide this morning over LSU.

He said:

"Tell the Alabama fans to get ready, I'm coming. Roll Tide!"

Udell, runs a 4.5-40, 460-pound squat and 35-inch vertical jump, he had 50 tackles, eight interceptions and 18 break-ups during his senior season.

Roll Tide!


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Have you failed at failing?

The manliest way to kill yourself?

Eating a tub of beans!

Other Maddox favorites?

Holding your breath - very difficult

Strangle yourself - hard

Razor Blades - Not so hard...

Cadbury Suprise...you'll have to check it out for yourself, see the link below...

Image courtesy of Abes, content via Maddox...


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7:15 is an Unreasonable Time...

And today I ignored it...

I feel guilty about it...

But I was up until 2:45, and the alarm was my enemy this morning...

It was my job to stop it from making that unholy sound...

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP *SMACK*

7 minutes of peace...

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP *SMACK* "SHUT UP!"

7 minutes of peace...

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP *SMACK* "YOU UNRELENTING PIECE OF SHIT!"

you know how it goes...

So I'm here for Property, I figure that's worth bonus points...

I mean, who sleeps through 1 of their 2 classes, and still goes to the second one on a Friday?

I do...because I am a dedicated student...

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP..."I'M UP! I'M UP!"



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