
Police Sketch based on preliminary reports
So...
Two 1Ls definetly just called 9-1-1 on AJK and I.
We were just standing outside, smoking cigarettes, talking about evidence, or interviewing, or some such non-sense.
Then Aaron saw someone come to the door of the library and then run away.
Then they did it again.
Aaron decided he should go in and check it out.
When they saw him approaching the door they FREAKED OUT, picked up their cell phones and called 9-1-1.
No joke, they were standing at the circulation desk, on their phone. Right before Aaron walked to the door, the auxillary lights turned off, adding to the "freakiness" of the situation. When they saw that Aaron was inside the building, the girl started screaming "No! No! No!" and waving her phone at him as if the glow from the display would vanquish him back to hell. (Actually might work with AJK)
At this point I went over, screamed through the door "Hey, we're students" but they didn't believe us. They insisted we show them ID. I didn't have mine, but Aaron did. Thankfully.
They are 1Ls, what the hell do they know anyways.
Aaron: "It must be the beards"
JMay: "Or they are just so green that they don't realize they aren't alone in the law school at 4am during exams..."
(Aaron's away message after "the incident": "Hello 9-1-1? Yeah you better get down to the law school right away. There are two incredibly dumb 1L's loose in the building. If you don't get here soon they're liable to hurt themselves. . . Oh? You spoke to them already? Brilliant!")

Stay Tuned...

