Follow the gang as they deal with the misadventures of failed law aspirations and overcooked filets at your favorite local pub, Failed the Bar & Grill.
Simultaneous to the launch of the show will be the opening of the very first Failed the Bar & Grill in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Enjoy such delicious items as:
Opening Statements: All your favorite Bar food!
The Jury Sampler - all 12 of our delicious appetizers on one plate! A word of warning, the choice of sauce must be unanimous at your table! Title VII Nacho's - with multicolored tortilla chips and a non-discriminatory array of toppings! The PMBR & Jelly Sandwich - Only $800 if you order before October 11th! California Crab Cakes - Unlike crab cakes in any other jursidiction!
Case-in-Cheif: Tasty dishes to meet that burden!
The Chief Justice Warren Earl Burger - a 1/2lb of fresh angus beef, garnished with Lemon and Roe! Bifurcated Fajitas - perfect for sharing! Res Ipsa Lasagna - So good, the thing speaks for itself. Strict Scrutiny Spagetti - This dish is narrowly tailored to serve the compelling interest of your hunger. Trade Secret Tartar - What's in this dish? We'll never tell! Chapter 7 Curry - It will liquify your assets! The Wrongful Termination T-Bone - 22 ounces, available at-will! Don't worry if you can't finish it, we can always wrap it up in one of our severance packages.
Closing Arguments: Finish your deliberations with one of our famous desserts!
Raspberry Tort, a common law favorite! Decadence per se - A cake so rich that it violates the T.C.A. Joint & Several Pie - It doesn't matter how you divide it up, as long as the whole thing gets eaten! Stare Decisis Sundae - It hasn't changed in years. Cake of First Impression - We promise you've never seen cake like this before!
Also join us for our Hypothetical Happy Hour where we never discriminate on the basis of age. Find your way to voluntary intoxication with our famous punitive punch, and the full array of culpable cocktails like the knowing kamakazis, intentional irish carbombs, reckless rum & coke, and negligent sex on the beach!
So come on down to Failed the Bar & Grill and judge for yourself!
Note: We are taking applications. We are an equal opportunity employer, we do not discriminate on the basis of GPA.
Stay Tuned...
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