Your Yiddish Word of the Day (YYWD)

Goyim: (goy-im) Gentiles, in general. One gentile is a goy.

Thats right...

You!

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Andre "The Giant" Smith...Rolls with the Tide in Style...

#1 player in the state of Alabama

#2 player in the nation

#1 offensive Lineman in the country

Proud member of the Crimson Tide

"The Hat Trick" is a favorite among kids committing to college, and has been for years. Generally, the kid has 4 hats in front of him, and he fakes towards one school, but then grabs a different hat. Very creative...Especially when he is the 15th kid on CTSD (Countdown To Signing Day on Fox Sports) to do it.

Andre Smith pulled his own Hat Trick. He had an LSU, USC, and UF hat sitting in front of him, and talked at length about the schools he was considering. All without mentioning the University of Alabama. Then he changed his tone, and he talked about tradition, and he said he brought his own hat...It was too perfect, something only a top-tier talent could pull...The houndstooth...The bear lived today, and he smiled wherever he was.

Andre Smith...

The man-child...

A probable starter as a true freshman in the SEC, nearly unheard of...

6-4
325lbs
95% block rating
455lb squat

Full Class Workup coming soon...

Photo from rivals.com
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I just want my life back!

I can't wait until National Signing Day is over, so I can have my life back. I know its sad, but I've been so wrapped up in the words and lives of 17/18 year old football players since Oct 1, I can't wait to have a reason NOT to check rivals.com every 15 minutes...

Andre Smith announces at noon eastern...

t minus 20 minutes and counting...

Roll Tide!

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Milton Talbert to UA!

In a class that is missing its front 7 (DLineman and LBs) this could be the most important committment short of Andre Smith (in 1 hour)...

3* kid out of Hattiesburg, MS choose the Tide over Southern Miss and Miss St.

Sr. year:

111 Tackles
12 Sacks
5 Fumbles Recovered

Looks good in Crimson!

Gloom looses another to UA!

Roll Tide!

"You'll never play QB at UA..."
- Sylvester "Gloom" Croom's best attempt to recruit a black QB from MISSISSIPPI!


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Terry Grant to UA!

4* RB Terry Grant committed to the University of Alabama this morning, making it a SECOND STRAIGHT "Mr. Football" from the state of MS to sign with UA. Jimmy Johns was the last one and we all saw how well it went! The Rivals 100 member (87) will get his first look at RB, but a move to LB isin't out of the question.

Sorry Coach Ogre, and Coach Gloom...you guys have some work to do!

Sr. Stats:

243 carries
2,720 yards
11.2 ypc
35 tds

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National Signing Day..

Today's coverage on SPADREAM will be centered around the signing day activities of the University of Alabama...

If you don't like that...

Tomorrow we will return to our regularly scheduled programming...

ALSO:
If you don't know what the hell you're talking about, don't talk trash...

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Chuck Norris

Need a good laugh? Check this out!
Chuck Norris Facts

Some of my favorites:

- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

- When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

That's one bad mother *shut your mouth*...

Thanks DubMo for sending me this link...


See Also:
Vin Diesel Facts:
- Vin Diesel invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.

- Dairy Queen used to be Dairy King before Vin Diesel made it his bitch.

- Vin Diesel never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea.

Mr. T Facts:
- On the 0th day, Mr. T created God. Then made God do the rest of the work while Mr. T pitied him.

- Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.

- After Jesus turned water into wine, Mr. T turned that wine into blood and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke settled all that remained was a giant wooden "T" and Jesus knew he was in trouble.


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