Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris Facts

Some of my favorites:

- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

- When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

That's one bad mother *shut your mouth*...

Thanks DubMo for sending me this link...


See Also:
Vin Diesel Facts:
- Vin Diesel invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.

- Dairy Queen used to be Dairy King before Vin Diesel made it his bitch.

- Vin Diesel never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea.

Mr. T Facts:
- On the 0th day, Mr. T created God. Then made God do the rest of the work while Mr. T pitied him.

- Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.

- After Jesus turned water into wine, Mr. T turned that wine into blood and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke settled all that remained was a giant wooden "T" and Jesus knew he was in trouble.


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