Things I'd rather do than come to torts...

Warning, this might get nasty...

I'd rather...

Clean Toilets...

Do Laundry...

Mop...

Go to the Grocery...

Clean the litter box...

Listen to "Safety Dance" on repeat all day...

Do homework for all my other classes...

Watch "The Nanny" marathon on Lifetime...

Take a hot shower with a sunburn (JFH)...

Pick gum off the underside of my desk...

Watch public-access television...

Listen to "Dudu Fisher Live on Broadway"...

Eat Hornets (JFH)...

Pull all the fingernails off my left hand (not the right, that would be crazy)...

Cut the Grass with nail-clippers... (Holls)

"Hang out with hypoman at his dry erase boards coming up with new, exciting, fascinating ways to twist the law into some obscure fact pattern"... (Holls)

Hang out with "The Crew"...no, I'll go to class (Multiple Submissions)...

Wrestle an alligator...

Eat a jar of mayo (AJK)...

Go back to Legal Process I (D.Mo)...

Watch "The View" (D.Mo)...

Be in one of the terrible accidents in our Torts book (JFH)...

Make out with Prof. Cornett (Multiple Submissions)...

Write computer code (AJK)...

Workout...

Read "Lord of the Rings" in full...

Really, I'd rather do about anything...

Stay Tuned...