The State of the Union...

I've got an advanced copy, here are some excerpts...

"blah blah blah Samuel Alito blah..."
*3 minute standing ovation*

"blah blah blah Social Security blah blah..."
*90 second standing ovation*

"blah blah Healthcare blah blah..."
*2 minute standing ovation*

"blah blah Africa blah blah AIDS blah..."
*1 minute standing ovation*

"blah Boogie-Man blah blah Duct-Tape..."
*11 minute standing ovation*

"blah blah Alternative Fuel Sources blah blah blah..."
*crickets from GOP*
*Democrats clapping for 7 minutes*

"blah blah Justice blah Liberty blah Freedom blah Boogie-Man blah Coming for Family blahUse Duct-tape blah blah Vote Republican, blah blah..."
*3 minute standing ovation*

"blah God blah Bless blah America blah and Nobody blah Else"
*Standing Ovation until next January*

Ultimately, it is nothing but a dog and pony show, and a 38 minute speech takes 90 minutes to deliver. I miss the good-ole-days when the President got up and told us something new, and important.


Stay Tuned...