How to enjoy a UT game...

Step 1: Wear the colors of the opposing team...In this case, UGA (whom I also hate, just not as much as UT)
*Check*

Step 2: Drink heavily before walking to stadium...
*Check*

Step 3: Cheer wildly when UT gets picked off in the end-zone...
*Check*

Step 4: Read newspaper during 1 eventful drive UT has all game...
*Check*

Step 5: Laugh like a mad man when UT loses...
*Check*

Step 6: Wear Alabama hat...
*Check*

Step 7: Watch your back all the way out of the stadium...
*Check*

What can I say, 4 years of games in Tuscaloosa and you just can't enjoy pee-wee football...

Yawn!


Stay Tuned...