Landlord McDickhead

My landlord sucks...

He is your typical New England trash, trying to wrap himself in nice clothing, and appear to be classy...He fails at this attempt. I say this because as soon as he left last night Aaron said "Is that guy trash trying to dress well?" and I explained to him he hit the nail on the head.

He lived in the condo before I did, so, I got to see what HE had done to the place before I moved in. He had two of the fluffiest white couches I've ever seen. I'm talking big white cushions, with big white pillows, and it all had a floral under tones. Gay huh? ON TOP OF THAT, he put this really "Metro" paint and wall paper in the kitchen/dining room. Gay huh? Well, the son-of-a-bitch had the nerve to tell Aaron "Man, this place was so pimp when I lived here!"

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Apparently, because I have a woman in my life, and two cats that are my children, the place is no longer "pimp" but rather "pansy". Well Landlord McDickhead has no idea what he is talking about. The place has more MAN in it now than it ever did before. Sports Illustrated, football paintings, big ass TV's, and of course, ME. I alone make the place more "pimp" than it could ever be with his 4-foot-nothing, Jersey turnpike-living, cheap Italian shirt-wearing ass.

Kiss My Ass Landlord McDickhead...

Not only that, but he is STUPID as well...

First, he tried to tell me that 1.7 million people in the Knoxville area have been affected negatively by the switch to the new Medicaid because they can't get their xanax. First of all, he couldn't say xanax, secondly, only 600,000 people live here, and you'd have to assume a minimal percentage are actually taking xanax.

Then, he tried to tell me that he has a PhD in astrophysics, but is hanging around the office at TDS because, he likes the company. Just kidding, but he is an idiot.

What can I say, that's my landlord!

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