Better than Hypoman...its Simple Country Lawyer!

Ladies and gentleman, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages, step right up to see the modern marvel that is Simple Country Lawyer!

You thought Hypoman was creative? You've never heard the fountain of semantic-al alternatives that is Simple Country Lawyer

Please read the following with your best "East Tennesse Twang", and play banjo at the same time.

What happens if you changed "If" to "But"?

What happens when you make the clause "now living" instead of "then living"?

What if monkies fly out of my butt 20 years and 11 months after the death of B and blow up all remaining members of the open class. Does the Fessel fail? Does the Fessel Swim? What does the Fessel like to eat? Would AJK eat a Fessel whole for $1000?

What happens if you punch Simple Country Lawyer in the mouth in the middle of class?

These questions and more available Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday from 11:15 to 12:05 in room 135 at the Law School at the University of Tennessee.

Come see the mad-genius at work!

Now, unlike those who came before me, I'm not afraid to put my name on this:

/s/ Richard McDermott.

("/s/" = signature)

Just kidding, by the way, this is the work of JLM

/s/ JLM


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