JFH responds to "Facts"

JFH Answers to no man...

I am a god, that's why he answers me...

"All of the facts that have been floating around the internet regarding me are true. Not only that, but they only scratch the surface of my awe-inspiring powers. For instance:

1. I can eat five saltines without any water.

2. I kicked JLM's ass for even daring to contemplate how hardcore I am.

3. I once told Kuney that he was not permitted to talk anymore during that class. And then re-named him "Bobo the Frown" and punched him in the mouth.

If you would like to know more about JFH, don't ask me, because I will eat your soul. I'm hardcore, and you're a prissy bitch. Tell Chuck Norris that he can take his "method actor" punk ass out to the "wild west" if that's what he knows, but JFH knows everything, and I'll kill him. Also, you can check out my book, entitled Kiss My Ass available soon from Hardcore Press."

Long story short, don't mess with JFH.


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