SPAD Public Service Announcement:

Strangers don't care how drunk you are.

Last night at Sunspot, we were having a pretty low-key night.

We'd all had a long day, and figured a bottle of wine would be a good way to relax.

It was.

It went well for a while.

Then, "Whitney" showed up.

"Whitney" was really really intoxicated.

No one had met "Whitney" before last night.

However, "Whitney" was very excited to see Chrissy and Lindsey.

"Whitney" was awkwardly physical with the girls.

"Whitney" dragged the girls back to her table to talk to her other drunk friends.

"Whitney" couldn't look you in the eye.

"Whitney" wouldn't shut up about how drunk she was.

"Whitney" was the most obnoxious thing I've seen at Sunspot since...well...last week.

Its one thing to walk up to a friend and say "Hey, (insert friends name here), I've had a lot to drink. I think I'm drunk."

Its another thing to just walk around a bar, telling strangers that you're intoxicated.

No one cares.

And you're only embarrassing yourself when you walk around the bar, making a big public issue of your drunkenness, and then get yourself forcibly removed from the bar while everyone you talked to watches.

Awk-ward!

The moral of the story?

Tell your friends, they care.

And if you don't have friends, you probably don't need to be in the bar drinking on a Wednesday.

But that is a public service announcement for another day.



Oh, just in case, Good Morning Your Honor!




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