Stop "Bringing Sexy Back", seriously.

Look, its not funny.

Justin Timberlake sounds like a woman in the song.

Its not cute to say "X is bringing sexy back"

You're not Stuart Scott.

You're not Linda Cohn.

You're not the [Adult Swim] writing staff.

Those are the only people who have my blessing to break out "sexy back" and still be funny.

Stop doing it.

Rex Grossman is not bringing sexy back.

Mark Foley is definitely not bringing sexy back.

and Justin Timberlake will never bring sexy back with that pitch, bitch voice.

The only person who consistently brings sexy back...

Me.

In this blog.

A few times a day.

Take 'em to the bridge.
(and throw them off)


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