Monday, October 2, 2006

A fever you can sweat out.



Bit says, FUCK YOU



So, I learned a trick.

Anger = good workout.

Did you know that if you are angry, you can lift more weights?

Did you know that if you are angry you can pedal harder?

Did you know that if you are angry you can lose weight faster?

Think of that 20lbs you want to lose as the person you're angry with.

It will make them just melt away.

I should just keep doing this to myself every two or three days so I can keep getting in shape.

There is nothing like the first time (after a few weeks of working out) that you notice some definition.

There is nothing like looking so good the person who thought they were too good for you kicks themselves.

I mean, if you're already a great person, throw in a great body.

It will make anyone regret a stupid decision.

Stupid.

So here's a FUCK YOU to all the doubters.

We will see who is laughing soon enough.

Stay Tuned...

Saturday, September 30, 2006

What is a Masochist?



Masochist is defined as: "gratification gained from pain, deprivation, degradation, etc., inflicted or imposed on oneself, either as a result of one's own actions or the actions of others, esp. the tendency to seek this form of gratification. The act of turning one's destructive tendencies inward or upon oneself."

Things that define me and make me wonder if I am a masochist:

I am an Alabama fan. Yeah, I know.

I am a Braves fan. Enough said.

I am a Law Student, but I don't work very hard.

I am someone hunting for a job, yet never seem to take any action.

I seek out signs that my "situation" might change, but only discover new, painful reminders that it won't.

Hey, If the glove fits...You're probably going to be convicted of murder.

[crickets]

No?

[crickets]

No O.J. Trial fans out there?

[crickets]

No?

[crickets]

Well, I didn't need your laugh to validate my humor.

[crickets]

Really.

[crickets]

Well, Fuck you then.

Stay Tuned...



* you may wonder why there is a picture of Johnny Knoxville. If you don't get it, you're not bright enough to read my blog.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Are you serious?



So I think we can all agree that GM is in the shitter. They quit making money years ago.

Here are some numbers to support my statement. God knows you have to prove up non-collateral claims.

Ford Motor Co. - Current Stock Price $8.16/share (down from $40 in 2000)

General Motors Co. - Current Stock Price $33.12/share (down from $102 in 2000)

Good news stock holders...they have the solution!

GM Needs New Hummer Models

I know you think I'm kidding, but if you click that link, you will see that this is really their business plan.

Its funny because I was thinking about writing on this subject, but I wanted to wait for a good headline.

There is a reason that the US Auto Makers are struggling to make money. Its because nobody outside the U.S. buys their cars.

Anyone curious as to why?

Well, aside from the fact that they put out an inferior product, people in Europe, Latin America, and Asia can't!

American car companies, who scream bloody murder when they are asked about emissions standards, are being blocked out of other world markets because their product doesn't meet the stricter emissions requirements of other regions.

So, here's to being too proud to change, and to stupid to improve.

Yeah, I think an H4 and H5 is the answer...Jackass.

You've got to feel for the United Auto Workers. They show up every day and do their job. You may take your issue with unions, but their fate is being determined by a management of idiots.

Its like those commercials where the guy works in an office full of monkeys who's business plan consists of buying lottery tickets.

Who gave these guys a laser pointer?!?

At night, if you listen closely in the autumn wind, you can actually hear Detroit dying.

Do they have hospice for corporations and cities?

Stay Tuned...

Things that are wrong with America v. 3


The G.O.P. is holding the 2008 National Convention in St. Paul, MN.

Why you might ask?

The location is the primary thing for the G.O.P.

They will be less than an hour from the Wisconsin state line, and two hours from the Iowa state line. This means that three critical swing states will be flooded with G.O.P., and the local media will have little choice but to cover the process en mass.

But it seems early to be making such decisions doesn't it? Well, there is a secondary rational for this decision as well.

According to Teagan Goddard:

Second, the timing of the decision reveals two goals. First and most obviously, the GOP seeks to preempt national Democratic efforts to convene in the Twin Cities. But also, the announcement gives Minnesota GOP candidates in 2006, particularly incumbent GOP governor Tim Pawlenty who is locked in a tight reelection race, something to crow about. Minnesotans tend to believe they don't get the national attention they and their state deserve, and this national GOP decision may curry favor with Minnesota voters by shining a spotlight on the state.


So, this is politics right? You may wonder, how does this express "what is wrong with America".

The answer?

Democrats.

Are we really going to continue to be a clueless party? A reactionary party, as Barak Obama recently said in his new book The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream.

How is it that the democrats continue to be beat to the punch? I thought that Dr. Dean was going to change the way this party worked. Thus far, its not looking that way.

We are less than 6 weeks from a serious election. I know its a mid-term. People don't get as excited because its all about local campaigns. That is understandable. It doesn't have the fan-fare associated with a Presidential Election. But in terms of importance, this one is huge.

Divided government is responsible government.

Right now we have a G.O.P. House, Senate, Judiciary, and Executive.

The result? Record deficits, international political disasters, a stalled domestic agenda, and a slowing economy.

The fact of the matter is, that if the Democrats would wake up, this election should be a cake walk. They might not be able to take back both houses, but they are sure in the position to say "Look what this republican government has done for you." The result of such a tactic would be gaining significant ground in both houses.

Every day Iraq looks more and more like a never-ending saga of civil unrest and military incompetence.

We lack a mandate and an objective right now.

The democrats have been handed a golden opportunity.

What do they do with it?

They wait to see what the G.O.P. does, and they try to respond.

Ask John Kerry what happens when you spend more time responding than making your own statements.

I did want to say, Harold Ford Jr. might have the election for Senate from TN handed to him. You should see the commercials that Bob Corker is putting out there. He has completely given up on showing the state what his agenda is in exchange for telling us that Ford is too liberal for Tennessee.

This, from a guy who won the primary based on the claim that his opponents were too conservative.

When is Mr. Corker going to start talking about himself?

Ford is the only democrat I'm seeing that has made the conversation about himself, rather than about how he is different from the Republicans.

In regards to the commercials. Watch "50 percent" and "America". Corker has the audacity to claim to be a hard-liner on illegal immigrants, but one of his construction projects was shut down because he refused to clean up the illegal alien labor mess.

Hypocrite.

To further illustrate my point, lets look at the "Red v. Blue" debate that occurred at UT last night:

In the blue corner: Peter Beinart, editor-at-large of The New Republic said that Democrats uphold greater morals in America; "Democrats care about helping the poor, balancing the budget, preserving our planet, and human rights."

In the red corner: Jonah Goldberg, contributing editor of National Review countered saying that "conservatism in America is changing, and is no longer about small government. Conservatives stand for a better America through accountability and making plans that work"

I am totally blown away. If I were to make a list of the 2 things that the current administration has failed for do, at the very top would be (1) accountability, and (2) making plans that work.

Who is being held accountable for the faux pa that is the intelligence failure in the leadup to Iraq?

Who is being held accountable for the total failure of intelligence leading up to September 11th?

Is the plan that tax cuts would help stimulate the economy working out well?

See also Record Deficits, inflation, consumer confidence index

Is the plan that was going to make Iraq a modern democracy, funded by its own oil wealth going pretty well?

See also, 2,900 dead American Soldiers and 43,000 dead Iraqi's, $318 billion spent by the U.S. Government

This 1984 language has got to stop, and its up to the Democrats.

And a thank you to Moof for putting me on the trail with the article about the 2008 Republican National Convention

Stay Tuned...

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Okay, I'm a Bama fan, but this is too much...



Brady Wakefield of Springville and Carson Beddingfield of Athens didn't realize they would be making history when they asked to have their wedding at Bryant-Denny Stadium. The couple married Saturday while the football team played Arkansas in Arkansas.

I love my tide, but when the bride is wearing a crimson dress, and dad wears the houndstooth to walk her down the aisle, things might have gotten out of hand.

Here is the full article: Mash This Thing

Thanks to Carey for the link!

Stay Tuned...

Today's sign of the apocalypse



Terrell Owens attempts Suicide...

Its hard to imagine, a guy who puts of a persona of invincible could go this route.

It will be interesting to see what the Cowboys have to say at 2:30 Central when they hold a press conference.

I always thought people were hard on T.O. because he spoke his mind and is truly one of the most gifted athletes in the world.

Its not difficult to imagine how isolated that must feel.

He shows up with a new team, looking to play football. Nothing else, just play football.

But people couldn't let that go. They want to see T.O. and Parcells fight on the sideline.

Its sad really.

And a statement about those who project themselves to be the strongest and most confident, are often the ones who hurt the most inside.

ESPN.com reports:

The friend attempted to pry [the pills] out with her fingers, then was told by Owens that before this incident he'd taken only five of the 40 pain pills in the bottle he'd emptied. Owens was asked by rescue workers "if he was attempting to harm himself, at which time [he] stated, 'Yes.'


I will believe it when I hear it from the horse's mouth.

T.O. - never a dull moment.

Stay Tuned...

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Phoenix



I feel reborn.

In death there is life.

Every end is the beginning of something new.

All we can hope for in life, is that when we start something new, we learn from what we did in the past.

We hope to do it better the next time, and even better the time after that.

I have recently withdrawn from the organized practice of Judaism.

I am still very Jewish.

Its a huge part of my identity, my persona.

I identify with the ethnicity, culture, and tradition of the faith greatly.

I had decided to take some time off.

Now I feel renewed.

Perhaps its time to re-evaluate that.

(Raising glass) To happy and healthy new year.

Stay Tuned...