Thursday, September 28, 2006

Are you serious?



So I think we can all agree that GM is in the shitter. They quit making money years ago.

Here are some numbers to support my statement. God knows you have to prove up non-collateral claims.

Ford Motor Co. - Current Stock Price $8.16/share (down from $40 in 2000)

General Motors Co. - Current Stock Price $33.12/share (down from $102 in 2000)

Good news stock holders...they have the solution!

GM Needs New Hummer Models

I know you think I'm kidding, but if you click that link, you will see that this is really their business plan.

Its funny because I was thinking about writing on this subject, but I wanted to wait for a good headline.

There is a reason that the US Auto Makers are struggling to make money. Its because nobody outside the U.S. buys their cars.

Anyone curious as to why?

Well, aside from the fact that they put out an inferior product, people in Europe, Latin America, and Asia can't!

American car companies, who scream bloody murder when they are asked about emissions standards, are being blocked out of other world markets because their product doesn't meet the stricter emissions requirements of other regions.

So, here's to being too proud to change, and to stupid to improve.

Yeah, I think an H4 and H5 is the answer...Jackass.

You've got to feel for the United Auto Workers. They show up every day and do their job. You may take your issue with unions, but their fate is being determined by a management of idiots.

Its like those commercials where the guy works in an office full of monkeys who's business plan consists of buying lottery tickets.

Who gave these guys a laser pointer?!?

At night, if you listen closely in the autumn wind, you can actually hear Detroit dying.

Do they have hospice for corporations and cities?

Stay Tuned...

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