Masochist is defined as: "gratification gained from pain, deprivation, degradation, etc., inflicted or imposed on oneself, either as a result of one's own actions or the actions of others, esp. the tendency to seek this form of gratification. The act of turning one's destructive tendencies inward or upon oneself."
Things that define me and make me wonder if I am a masochist:
I am an Alabama fan. Yeah, I know.
I am a Braves fan. Enough said.
I am a Law Student, but I don't work very hard.
I am someone hunting for a job, yet never seem to take any action.
I seek out signs that my "situation" might change, but only discover new, painful reminders that it won't.
Hey, If the glove fits...You're probably going to be convicted of murder.
[crickets]
No?
[crickets]
No O.J. Trial fans out there?
[crickets]
No?
[crickets]
Well, I didn't need your laugh to validate my humor.
[crickets]
Really.
[crickets]
Well, Fuck you then.
Stay Tuned...
* you may wonder why there is a picture of Johnny Knoxville. If you don't get it, you're not bright enough to read my blog.
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